Gift Guide: For Drunks
Here at The Drunken Tomato, we have a very special place in our hearts for drunks. Show your appreciation for their sloppy dedication with one of these gifts for drunks.
Seriously, can someone please get me this?!?
2. The Dead Rabbit Drinks Manual: Secret Recipes and Barroom Tales from Two Belfast Boys Who Conquered the Cocktail World
I finally went to The Dead Rabbit on my last visit to New York. Suffice it to say, it was AMAZING.
My good friend Ryan has some ice sphere molds and won't shut the f*$% up about them. :)
For the classy (but not too classy) lady in your life.
To the point. I like that.
When you feel like something a little nicer than that crappy cup of Mr. and Mrs. T's.
Would you ever buy yourself a wine aerator? No. It's not essential, it's not that sexy and, unless you find yourself roaming the back wall of a Bed Bath & Beyond, you'll never have the occasion to pick one up. But that's exactly what makes it the perfect gift.
If I saw these on your coffee table, I'd probably just think, "That guy is legit."
Okay, there is probably zero utility in these, but I thought they looked cute.
You can always use for bitters.
15. Santa's Flask
For getting into the booze.
Get the drunk exactly what the drunk wants and needs.