Gift Guide: For Drunks


Here at The Drunken Tomato, we have a very special place in our hearts for drunks.  Show your appreciation for their sloppy dedication with one of these gifts for drunks.

1. Color Me Drunk: A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

Seriously, can someone please get me this?!?

2. The Dead Rabbit Drinks Manual: Secret Recipes and Barroom Tales from Two Belfast Boys Who Conquered the Cocktail World

I finally went to The Dead Rabbit on my last visit to New York.  Suffice it to say, it was AMAZING.

3. Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds - Set of 2

My good friend Ryan has some ice sphere molds and won't shut the f*$% up about them. :)

Liquor Tag Necklaces by Out of the Blue

4. Liquor Tag Necklace

For the classy (but not too classy) lady in your life.

Drunk Earrings by SnarkFactory

5. Drunk Earrings

To the point.  I like that.

6. The Carry On Cocktail Kit The Moscow Mule

When you feel like something a little nicer than that crappy cup of Mr. and Mrs. T's.

7. Cocktail Shaker Gift Set

If you don't have one yet, I think it's time.

8. The Homemade Gin Cocktail Kit

I don't drink gin, but I'd think this would be fun for someone who actually drinks that stuff. red_wine_aerator_1000px_500px

9. Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator

Would you ever buy yourself a wine aerator?  No.  It's not essential, it's not that sexy and, unless you find yourself roaming the back wall of a Bed Bath & Beyond, you'll never have the occasion to pick one up.  But that's exactly what makes it the perfect gift.

10. Buckshot 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Coaster Set & Holder

If I saw these on your coffee table, I'd probably just think, "That guy is legit."

11. Mason Jar Shot Glasses with Lids

Okay, there is probably zero utility in these, but I thought they looked cute.

12. Scrappy's Bitters, Classic Sampler Pack

You can always use for bitters.

13. Wine Folly: The Essential Guide to Wine

So you can start saying shit like, "fruit forward."

14. Moscow Mule Copper Mug

Oooo.... Shiny....

15. Santa's Flask


16. Rosewood Waiters Corkscrew

For getting into the booze.

Heritage Distilling Co17. BOOZE

Get the drunk exactly what the drunk wants and needs.