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Happy Halloween!

by The Drunken Tomato on October 31, 2012

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In my house, we like to carve pumpkins, but this year, we went that extra step.  I’ve drank cocktails out of a coconut, why not a pumpkin? Happy Halloween, my fellow bloody mary imbibers!   TweetShare About The Drunken TomatoWith reckless abandon, I travel the world drunkenly imbibing bloody marys from the darkest corner bars [...]

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With reckless abandon, I travel the world drunkenly imbibing bloody marys from the darkest corner bars to the brightest outdoor cafes, in search of this magnificant cocktail. I do this not so that I may gain the knowledge of but a fractional piece of the bloody mary pie, but rather, I do this so that my experiences can hopefully one day inspire you to continue on with this quest. I understand it is the journey that fulfills us. And for me, that journey lies within my epic crusade for the ultimate bloody mary.

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Bloody Mary for My Health

by The Celery Stalker on November 17, 2011

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Do you ever really need a reason to sit back and enjoy a good Bloody Mary?  *crickets*  No!!!!  Stupid question, right?  That said, any reassurance I can get that validates my decision to abide is more than welcome. And as I was catching up on one of my favorite TV shows, “Bored to Death,” I [...]

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My dearest future Mrs. Celery Stalker (currently Miss Bloody Mary), I want you to know how important you are to me. Your flowing celery leaflets and glistening fruit juices drive me wild. And I often lose myself just thinking about consuming your every last drop. If you do not believe me, allow me to show you my shrine of the many high resolution pictures I have taken in your honor. I also want you to know that I will always protect you from the evils of the world, such as bottled mixes and overwhelming horseradish. You will never have to fear such horrendous evils, as I am skilled in the fine art of celery spearing. But every time we say goodbye I fear you will forget me. Please know that I will never forget you. From your barest form to your most elaborate dressings, every element you add to yourself is recorded in my mind, and I recall these images more frequently than you could imagine. I want to know you, my dearest Bloody Mary. I want to experience you in every corner of the world and maybe even take you to one of those risqué build your own bloody mary bars. Oh how delightfully sinful that would be! But please understand this. We are made for each other. Wherever you are, I will find you. I will endlessly pursue you and you will be mine. Don’t try and fight it. I cherish your salty rim. And I wait for the day we can be together again. Always yours, The Celery Stalker

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Hello Bloody Mary Lovers and Boozy Brunchers

by The Celery Stalker on August 1, 2011

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Hello fellow Bloody Mary lovers and boozy brunchers.  Here at drunkentomato.com you will find reviews and pictures of Bloody Marys, product reviews related to Bloody Marys, and general adulation for one of the greatest and most versatile drinks ever created.  Please enjoy and drink up!     TweetShare About The Celery StalkerMy dearest future Mrs. [...]

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My dearest future Mrs. Celery Stalker (currently Miss Bloody Mary), I want you to know how important you are to me. Your flowing celery leaflets and glistening fruit juices drive me wild. And I often lose myself just thinking about consuming your every last drop. If you do not believe me, allow me to show you my shrine of the many high resolution pictures I have taken in your honor. I also want you to know that I will always protect you from the evils of the world, such as bottled mixes and overwhelming horseradish. You will never have to fear such horrendous evils, as I am skilled in the fine art of celery spearing. But every time we say goodbye I fear you will forget me. Please know that I will never forget you. From your barest form to your most elaborate dressings, every element you add to yourself is recorded in my mind, and I recall these images more frequently than you could imagine. I want to know you, my dearest Bloody Mary. I want to experience you in every corner of the world and maybe even take you to one of those risqué build your own bloody mary bars. Oh how delightfully sinful that would be! But please understand this. We are made for each other. Wherever you are, I will find you. I will endlessly pursue you and you will be mine. Don’t try and fight it. I cherish your salty rim. And I wait for the day we can be together again. Always yours, The Celery Stalker

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